How To Headbang

Headbanging is commonly associated with the metal genres of music, but can also be applied to rock, and possibly even dance, if you feel that way inclined.

Headbanging has 2 main forms;

1)Vigorously nodding your head up and down in time to music. Though with some metal genres,it may just be easier to do it at your own pace, there are no speed achievements.

2)Quickly rolling your head around, not necessarily in time with the music. This works a lot better if you have long hair. Works very well with air guitar.

Examples of type one Headbang.

One

Two

Headbanging speed usually changes with the speed that music is being played. Breakdowns, a term used specifically with metal music, involves the band playing half time(slower than normal). This is a great time to headbang slow and long, so your hair ends up in your face.

Breakdown example:


Best Breakdowns 2009

Music to headbang to


Cowboys From Hell- Pantera

Everything Went Black - The Black Dahlia Murder


Air guitar

Headbanging can be used in conjunction with the air guitar. More often than not it completes the effect desired.


Headbanging to rock music.

As rock music is not as heavy, the first kind of headbang is acceptable at any time. Air guitar can also be used here, though not necessary.

How to get Back at Someone at a Party.

I came up with this idea about a year ago. Since then I've just been waiting for someone to insult me enough for me to use it. This idea makes me laugh every time I think of it. It's simple, easy to do and an effective way to get revenge on some one.

What you need.
1. A Condom.
2. A Victim

Step 1.
Find some one worthy of the treatment.

Step 2.
Use the condom. If possible for the actual use but if thats not possible just beat off into it.

Step 3.
Wait till the victim falls asleep and locate their shoes.

Step 4.
Place used condom at the very end of their shoe.

Step 5.
Wait for hilarity.

The genius behind this is that most likely the victim wont realize what's going on till later that day when they've left the party. Your far away from a very angry victim with a soggy foot. If you ever try this make sure you post a comment so that we can all share in the fun.

Signed

C-Biz
www.c-biz-says.blogspot.com

How to get free money

Ok, so. Who wants free money? I know i do. This heist was pulled off by a friend of a friend of mine.

What your going to need:
Your Eftpos/Bank card
1x Wallet
1x Bank
1x ATM right next to the bank
2x Balls (or more)

This move is relatively simple. You've just got to keep your cool.

First thing, walk up to an ATM. Be sure to take notice of where you would have to stand to be out of the cameras and staff's site.

Then withdraw $200 and get a receipt. Make sure when you take the cash that its as perfectly overlapped as possible.

Casually walk a few steps away slowly looking to put the cash in your wallet. When your out of site of the cameras, slip $100 into your pocket.

Once half the cash is in your pocket quickly turn back to the bank and walk in looking more than a little pissed off. Once you get to a staff member tell them "Look, i just got $200 out of that ATM and it only gave me $100. Here's my receipt, check my balance if you don't believe me." This is where you make it or break it, so make sure your convincing. The staff member will then say something along the lines of "Oh this tends to happen from time to time. Would you like that $100 credited to your account? or in cash?" Make sure you say cash.

Lastly, be sure to tank the nice lady/man for correcting the banking error and get the hell out of there. Casually of course.

How to crack open a combination lock.

This one is a little more difficult, so pay attention kiddies!

Ok, first things first, some statistics:

There are 64 000 perceived possible combinations to open a combination lock. That comes to more than a week of 24/7 manual attempts.

However there does exist a simple mechanical weakness that reduces the number of possible combinations to 100.

Step One: Apply pressure upwards on the shackle. Then rotate (hard) counter clockwise (the numbers) until the hinge locks.

Copy this number!

Repeat this step and you should have 12 different numbers (copying down all the numbers).

Step Two: 7 of these 12 numbers will be between 2 digits. Ignore them. You should now be left with 5 digits. Write them down. 4 of these numbers will end in the same last digit. Copy the odd one out.

What you now have is the last number in the 3 digit sequence.

Step Three: Now this gets a little complicated.

0, 4, 8, 12, 16, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36
0, 6, 10, 14, 18, 22, 26, 30 ,34 ,38
→ 0, 4, 8, 12, 16, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36

1, 5, 9, 13, 17, 21, 25, 29, 33, 37
1, 7, 11, 15, 19, 23, 27, 31, 35, 39
→ 1, 5, 9, 13, 17, 21, 25, 29, 33, 37

2, 6, 10, 14, 18, 22, 16, 30, 34, 38
2, 8, 12, 16, 20, 24, 28, 32, 36, 0
→ 2, 6, 10, 14, 18, 22, 26, 30, 34, 38

3, 7, 11, 15, 19, 23, 27, 31, 35, 39,
3, 9, 13, 17, 21, 25, 29, 33, 37, 1
→ 3, 7, 11, 15, 19, 23, 27, 31, 35, 39

Find your number in one of the 3rd rows (with the arrows pointing at them).

Try the first digit in the first column, and the first digit in the second column, then ending with your 3rd digit.

Then (assuming that combination didn't work), try the first digit in the first column, and the second digit in the second column.

Repeat these steps (first in first, third in second... [all the way to] ...last digit in the first column, last digit in the second column). Eventually you will come across the combination, with the maximum combinations you will have to try being 100 (which is no more than 5 minutes of trying).

Examples:
- If my number was 6, I would try 2, 2, 6. Then 2, 8, 6. Then 2, 12, 6. Get the idea?
- If my number was 31, I would try 3, 3, 31. Then 3, 9, 31. I would repeat this until I got to 39, 1, 31.

REMEMBER TO WRITE DOWN THE FINAL RESULT.

And there you go. That's how you crack open a combination lock. Any question? Just leave them in a comment below and I will be happy to answer them.

Stay tuned, more How To's coming soon!

How to stop someone from humming.

Here's a quick and easy one for you all: How to stop someone from humming.

Just block their nose.

Too easy!

Stay tuned for some more complex ones such as How to crack open a lock!