There are a couple of ways to drink girly drinks and not look gay.
a) Drink Fast.
If the bottle is consumed in under 30 seconds, its not gay. Obviously shorter times are better and more masculin. I suggest the use of a bendy straw or beer bong to decrease drinking times.
b) Change the container.
If your drinking a cruiser out of non-see through cup, no one will ever know. Alternatively if you tip it into a Woodstock can, masculinity will actually increase.
c) Stop fondling your mates balls while drinking them.
This should probably apply to all drinks, not just girly ones.
d) Just don't drink them.
Theres a reason your worried about looking gay while drinking them and thats because you dream of plowing your mate!
Signed
C-Biz
C-Biz Says...
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God I hope Cameron reads this.
<3 u Cam :D
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