How to Go to Work for Late and Leave Early!

For this I'm going to presume that your work has a communal clock and you own a watch.



Step 1: Make your watch late.

At the start make it around 5 minutes late.

Step 2: Make your work clock fast.

around 10-15 minutes fast.

Step 3: Make people know the clock is wrong.

Start conversations about how the clock is wrong. You want to get people to not trust the clock.

Step 4: Leave when the clock says you can.

The clock says it's home time, so it's home time.

Step 5: Rock up late.

If someone questions you, rememind them the clock is wrong and that your watch is right. You'll be there just in time. This will work for a while you rocking up late and leaving early with out any problems but soon enough some one will change it back.

Step 6: Rock up late any way.

And tell them the clock is fast. Your watch says your on time so your on time.

Step 7: Stop before you get in trouble.

Show up on time for a little while then repeat the same process. Your co-workers will already know its a dodgy clock so they're going to fall for it again.



I used this trick all the time at my last job. My current job, no one has a clock or watch so it's even easyer to rock up late. The trick is to stick to your guns. The clock is wrong, your watch is right!

Signed

C-Biz
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