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How To Do the Drunken Cartwheel

Friday, April 2, 2010

The Drunken Cartwheel, a popular inebriate party trick, involves attempting a real cartwheel, only to find you can't get your legs high enough, so you land in a heap on the ground and everyone laughs at you. Sometimes you actually land on your feet, which is less funny, but credible since you are drunk.

Example of a Real Cartwheel

Cartwheel 1

Cartwheel 2

Cartwheel 3


Example of a Bad Cartwheel

Bad Cartwheel


The only rule applied to the drunken cartwheel is that you must indeed be drunk, otherwise you just look retarded.

There is no judging table for the drunken cartwheel, and also no regimented way to do one.Generally the most retarded landings of a cartwheel will get you the most attention, because everyone will be laughing their heads off and trying to hand you another beer.

Examples of the Drunken Cartwheel

Drunk Cartwheel 1

Drunk Cartwheel 2

Drunk Cartwheel 3

Cartwheel


Warning; After attempting the drunken cartwheel, you may lose a shoe.

Lost Shoe

Also, beware of cars.

Cars


Want to do the drunken cartwheel?
Heres a good start.

Cartwheels Time!





by gilly11.

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