How to Go to Work for Late and Leave Early!

For this I'm going to presume that your work has a communal clock and you own a watch.



Step 1: Make your watch late.

At the start make it around 5 minutes late.

Step 2: Make your work clock fast.

around 10-15 minutes fast.

Step 3: Make people know the clock is wrong.

Start conversations about how the clock is wrong. You want to get people to not trust the clock.

Step 4: Leave when the clock says you can.

The clock says it's home time, so it's home time.

Step 5: Rock up late.

If someone questions you, rememind them the clock is wrong and that your watch is right. You'll be there just in time. This will work for a while you rocking up late and leaving early with out any problems but soon enough some one will change it back.

Step 6: Rock up late any way.

And tell them the clock is fast. Your watch says your on time so your on time.

Step 7: Stop before you get in trouble.

Show up on time for a little while then repeat the same process. Your co-workers will already know its a dodgy clock so they're going to fall for it again.



I used this trick all the time at my last job. My current job, no one has a clock or watch so it's even easyer to rock up late. The trick is to stick to your guns. The clock is wrong, your watch is right!

Signed

C-Biz
www.c-biz-says.blogspot.com

How To Do the Drunken Cartwheel

The Drunken Cartwheel, a popular inebriate party trick, involves attempting a real cartwheel, only to find you can't get your legs high enough, so you land in a heap on the ground and everyone laughs at you. Sometimes you actually land on your feet, which is less funny, but credible since you are drunk.

Example of a Real Cartwheel

Cartwheel 1

Cartwheel 2

Cartwheel 3


Example of a Bad Cartwheel

Bad Cartwheel


The only rule applied to the drunken cartwheel is that you must indeed be drunk, otherwise you just look retarded.

There is no judging table for the drunken cartwheel, and also no regimented way to do one.Generally the most retarded landings of a cartwheel will get you the most attention, because everyone will be laughing their heads off and trying to hand you another beer.

Examples of the Drunken Cartwheel

Drunk Cartwheel 1

Drunk Cartwheel 2

Drunk Cartwheel 3

Cartwheel


Warning; After attempting the drunken cartwheel, you may lose a shoe.

Lost Shoe

Also, beware of cars.

Cars


Want to do the drunken cartwheel?
Heres a good start.

Cartwheels Time!





by gilly11.